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Steven H
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Joke nr.1 (Blonde Joke)

A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!"
In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library."

So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."

Joke nr.2

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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wonderbeen

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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Way too funny dude.
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ashtonfarell

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Thanks for sharing nice joke.
Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman's ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing
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davehart

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haha Smile

Dug up an olkd thread here!

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