Jamaican Fireman

Steven H · **Posted:** Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:44 pm

A newly wed Jamaican fireman came home from work one day
and said to his wife Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on de jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.
From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I says Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree',
we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree', and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?"
She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire.

Okidoki

wonderbeen · **Posted:** Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:46 pm

LMAO

Steven H · **Posted:** Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:51 pm

what does LMAO stand for? Rolling Eyes

wonderbeen · **Posted:** Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:54 pm

laughing My A@# Off.

Steven H · **Posted:** Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:58 pm

Sweet... thanks for clearing that up Okidoki

wonderbeen · **Posted:** Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:11 am

No problem dude.

davehart · **Posted:** Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:12 am

Wondered what that meant to.