Forum Story....

((-&E-)) · **Posted:** Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:15 pm

saw this on another forum, looked quite interesting and was very funny to read... lol Razz

basically i start off by saying first line of a story and then ppl add a line or two at a time and see where our twisted and fcuked up minds take us... Wink

here goes...

one day, a guy wakes up in the morning with a terrible fcuking hangover, cant remember a thing from the night before! so he walks downstairs, opens the door to his living room and see's......

White_Lightning · **Posted:** Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:23 pm

.....his father enjoying his fix of special K for breakfast...his mother then walks in and asks the lad if he wants any breakfast. the kid replies' yes mother, now get in the kitchen and cook me some eggs...bitch! i didnt get off me tits last night not to eat for the rest of my life did i woman? . 'ok philbert' replies his mother..and of she goes to make breakfast...and then to her suprise she.......

Steven H · **Posted:** Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:56 pm

... achieved an orgasm. Philbert looked on with disgust, and decided to eat his food. Two weeks later Philbert had an idea, he decided that he was gonna boil an egg with oil instead of water... inside the egg was vodka and a baby chicken... once he ate the egg something terrible occured....

davehart · **Posted:** Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:33 am

...as he tured the TV to find that the BBC had axed Killroy, utter bastards. Seriously miffed at this turn in events he then........

White_Lightning · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2004 10:06 am

went down the local shop to buy the daily sport...and 2 his amazement had jordan topless on the beach with her mate. He then bought the paper and went for a long.......................walk to the park....where he could gather some shrooms for later when.....

QbIx · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:21 pm

he bumped into a crack ho giving some action squaling like biatch and moaning like a real ho then all of a sudden her pimp turned up for some money and her client runs off into the fields. Philbert draws a 12 gauge shottie and wastes the MF pimp and at the same time accedentily wastes the crack ho at the same time sending blown off limbs and body parts in all directions spraying all blood and inside for all to see. In the background he could hear police siren then.....

Steven H · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:42 pm

ran over to the police, took the siren and rammed it up the sergeants ass. The segreant leaped with joy and invited him back to his house later for some tea and a shag. he arrived later at the house wearing nothing but underwear. The sergeat brought him up to his bedroom where they both put on illuminous condoms and played a fighting scene in star wars with light sabres Wink

... The outcome of the battle was a little disturbing when...

SwissNora · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2004 8:53 pm

the police office chocked on the lads light sabre and died. The young lad thought bugger what shall I do, sould i run off, hide his body in the waredrobe or.............

davehart · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2004 10:36 pm

..pop to the chippy for some nice dinner. The question at the time was, haddock or cod? He went for.....

((-&E-)) · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2004 10:42 pm

... haddock with a large portion of chips. he walked outside and started to eat his food when he was disturbed to see....

davehart · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:52 am

..Keith Chegwin touting for buisiness as a male escort. After taking a few good blinks..............

White_Lightning · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2004 9:53 am

HE thought to himself 'oh how the mighty have fallen' and then turned away and walked of munching his dinner....

Steven H · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2004 3:38 pm

he was so distrought from the death incident that while eating his meal he didnt realise that he was eating his hands soon his arms and very shorty ate his entire self without knowing. Two years later another man comes back and says look at them nails on the floor, they must have belonged to the guy who killed the cop with his lightsabre, then the following day...

((-&E-)) · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2004 4:32 pm

.. the story was all over the newspapers... in intreged the whole nation who were shocked at the story. a group of fit lesbians from sweden took a very big enterest in the story and wanted the mark the place where he died by having a mass orgy on it.. so off they set from sweden is their campavan.. a few days later they arrived, once there the first thing they did was...

Steven H · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:00 pm

take off their clothes, put them straight back on again and then take them off again. This was to make sure it wasnt too warm outside to be naked since they came from sweeden. One of the lesbians named heidi called the other one over, "heidi heidi come here" she shouted then they both called the other lesbian over "heidi heidi look at this" they both shouted, then what lay beneath them was a miricle when they saw it...

davehart · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:25 pm

.......two mice getting down and dirty in a very serious way. The lessers got a kinky thought and started to join in the them. Before they could..........

((-&E-)) · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2004 5:38 pm

.. both mice were eaten by a giant rat, who then ate heidi aswell... but b4 the rat could eat one of the other heidi's, a passer by called helga stopped the rat by...

SwissNora · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2004 1:03 am

flashing her hairy crack which shocked the rat which fainted! at the sight of the mass of fir, 2 pigeons flew down and made a nest in it! Although they soon decided to move out because there new home had a faint smell of..........

davehart · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2004 9:02 am

...shit as it was right across from the sewage works. Walking past there, little Jimmy said.......

White_Lightning · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2004 10:22 am

nee way it smells like me mates mam's hairy *beep*....and thought fuck this im going down the park to sniff some glue and take acid...and off he trundelled to me his mates for a hardcore glue sniffing..acid consuming session....

after about half an hour jimmy an his mates wanted a bit of fun cos they were proper tripping of their nuts..so they decided to catch a giant frog from the pond and give it some left over acid...and to their amazment the acid went down well and the frog began to talk 2 them......but in german....'achtung sound ze alarm ze englanders have given meiner self acid...das vill pay miener liebling snitzels' the frog..sed and began chasing them with a giant stick......

Bradz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2004 11:41 am

The frog managed to get jimmy and his mates in a corner where he began to poke them repeatedly untill they would agre to get him more acid...

davehart · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:57 pm

....which they did and he was off his tits in no time. Meanwhile down the local pub Max and his m8 where having a nice game of pool when....

Trancemaster · **Posted:** Sat Jan 24, 2004 12:07 am

the whole swedish elite troop of topless cheerleaders stormed the building. All blonds, big tits and light on their foot. The whole troop started seek for guys with big **** and they found believe me cos there it was...

White_Lightning · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:43 am

a giagantic double pronged triple speed dildo in neon yellow that spoke greek to chimneys and lamposts..it was truely am site to behold...beyond anyones imagination..truely....

QbIx · **Posted:** Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:41 pm

Then all of a sudden a cyberkid wondered why the feck is my glowstick talking greek for and then proceeded to drop another acid and he turned around to see lots of fit blonde swedish birds in a mass orgy...

((-&E-)) · **Posted:** Sat Feb 07, 2004 11:43 am

.. but then, high above the orgy in the sky, a big UFO flew past, beaming up the lesbians in the process. while in the UFO the aliens took out some probing devises and .....

White_Lightning · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2004 4:33 pm

said 'get out my way humans or ill bum you into next week' ...while probing the lesbian's wet fishey bucket fannies with giant captain birds eye's crusty paistry cod fillets....mmmm they screamed.....mmmm...oh....

QbIx · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:54 pm

then Mulder appears saying "I told you aliens existed" and noticed Scully has getting Hardcore Porned by Eugene Victor Tooms who could only stretch one thing. Mulder then said "the truth is out there" "no" screamed Scully "it's going in and out of me"

Viceroy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:32 am

Somebody should sell this story to a porn magazine, they'd make a fortune. Laughing