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A small boy walks into a shop. He asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, 'would you like a brown loaf or a white loaf' and the boy replies; 'No Its Ok ive got my bicycle'

Go figure!
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Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes


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^^^^^

Confused

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U will understand if u think enough
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It trying to indicate you can use a loaf of bread as a form of transport....................
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nope
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it has somethin to do with sex doesn't it..
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Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes I thought about it and can't work it out.
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Um, yeah. Now, for the explanation? Laughing
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Some thing to do with sex?

Dint know you could do that with a saddle.

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ok here is my guess
the question "would you like a brown loaf or a white loaf"

is not for bread,...it refers to meat loaf - *beep*

so when the boys said 'No Its Ok ive got my bicycle'

it means "i got my bike saddle"

am i right?
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but still that doesn't make any sense, does it?
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Whats wrong with u guys!?
It only took me 3 days to figure it out Smile This is up a week now Razz
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meat loaf u know *beep*,*beep*...
that boy has his saddle to stick it to his ass
so he doesn't need the loaf

although it doesn't quite make sense
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okaaay there.. Rolling Eyes
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Dj Traxxlover wrote:
meat loaf u know *beep*,*beep*...
that boy has his saddle to stick it to his ass
so he doesn't need the loaf

although it doesn't quite make sense


what the hell should the *beep* 's say... Twisted Evil

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I dont get it.................... Smile
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*beep* =

p e n i s

why won'y u let me say p e n i s ?
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Lol.... Laughing
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