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Another 'funny' post for everyone.. u may have seen this b4

 
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Post Post subject: Another 'funny' post for everyone.. u may have seen this b4 Reply with quote

In case you needed further proof that the human race
is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions
on consumer goods.

On a Sear's hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my
hair).

On a bag of Fritos:
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off
those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to
fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening
somewhere?)

Enjoy Very Happy Laughing
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good ones in there
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Hahahaha! Some of those are really great! Smile Had me laughing for ages!
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he he... ive heard some of them b4.. but still very funny.. Laughing

.... shows how stupid some ppl must really be Razz

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Mathew

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thats sweet... n1
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hahaha
yea some of there are crazy

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haha, class

Must pass those round at work, lol

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