Name the worst dance tracks you can think of

Aquascape · **Posted:** Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:30 pm

A couple of months ago UK radio station - BBC Radio 1 did a competition to win what they called 'The iPod from Hell'. Basically they got people to call in and state the names of the worst tracks they could think of. A few people called in each day and the track that DJ deemed the worst got put on the iPod.

Okay, so let's hear the worst dance tracks you've ever heard. Perhaps an explanation if the choices aren't obvious.

Here are some off the top of my head...

Mad Donna - Wheels on the Bus
Cheeky Girls - Touch My Bum
That new tune using the melody to Robert Miles' 'Children' with some crap vocals overlaying it.

Radiosity · **Posted:** Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:52 pm

Someone remixed 'Somewhere over the rainbow', quite possibly warp brothers or a similar style of producer. Man, that was bad.

Aquascape · **Posted:** Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:34 pm

Radiosity · **Posted:** Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:48 pm

Cosmic Gate, that's the bunny Smile

Knew it was one of them (warp brothers, cosmic gate, voodoo & serano, couldn't remember which).

Anonymous · Guest Member #: -1

There are a lot of crappy songs on the Best of Dance 2004 cd thing. Amusing cd tho. Downloaded the torrent file.

davehart · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:48 pm

Right Said Fred - Your My Mate

Very possibly the worst track I have ever come across.

RayvinAzn · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:21 pm

Fast Food Rockers anyone?

Spherix · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:59 pm

Gunther - Teeny weeny string bikini

Aquascape · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:22 pm

Steven H · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:23 pm

Fast Food Rockers - Mc Donalds
Technohead - Happy Birthday
Heyyy Macarena
O-Zone - Dragosta Din Tei
Doop - Doop