Joke....

White_Lightning · **Posted:** Fri Aug 30, 2002 7:00 pm

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight
up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm lookin' for a job.".

The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black mercedes, uniform provided.Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is £200,000 a year.". The scouser said "Nah, you're bullsh.itting me!".

The man behind the counter said "Well you fcukin' started it!".

'sign on sign on......'

kuRtis248 · **Posted:** Fri Aug 30, 2002 9:13 pm

nice job keeping ivibes alive Exclamation

you know the man behind the counter is pretty mean.

Mathew · **Posted:** Tue Sep 03, 2002 10:46 pm

hahahaha... thats a sweet joke! Razz