Todays Joke

[White_Lightning]

Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and the Queen Mum arrive at the Pearly
> gates.
>
> St Peter explains that only one can get through and that they each have
to
>
> put forward their case for entry.
>
> Freddie says, "I know I haven't led a perfect life and I've made some
> mistakes along the way, but I've made some of the most beautiful music in

> the world. I'll stand at the back of heaven, and serenade everybody with
> my
> wondrous songs, making heaven a far happier place to be"
>
> "Pretty good, Fred" said St Peter, "what about you Gianni?"
>
> Versace says, "I make the most beautiful clothes in the world. I will
> completely redesign the fashions up here, from the archangels to the
> cherub to the choirboys. As you well know Pete if you look good you will
> feel good and that will make heaven a much happier place"
>
> "Not bad" says St Peter. "What about you Queen Mum?"
>
> The Queen Mum does not say a word, instead she lifts up her skirt and
> pulls down her knickers, inserts a full bottle of Evian water into her
> vag, lets the water shoot up inside her and then gush out all over the
> floor.
>
> "Excellent, you're in" says St Peter
>
> "Hold on a fecking minute" says Freddie "She didn't even say anything"
>
> "Fred you know the rules," says St Peter, "A royal flush always beats a
> pair of Queens..."



well i thought it was funny

[Finne]

Buhahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!

[Mathew]

LMAO... Thats very funny, yet stays very tasteful (I think) !!

[DJMiro]

Whatever!!!!

[((-&E-))]

hehe... quite sick really..