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DjKlutZ

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> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>
> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>
> SHOPPING MATH
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>
> HAPPINESS
> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
> little.
> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
> understand her at all.
>
> LONGEVITY
> Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
> willing to die.
>
> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
>
> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
> cackling, telling me,
> "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them
> at funerals.

Funny?? Question... any good stories in relation to this??

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i've just heard the first one from my friend...
really funny!
the "DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE" fits to me and my girlfriend
she always do it!!!

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Steven H
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Excellent!!!

Very funny! Smile Smile

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DjKlutZ wrote:

> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
> cackling, telling me,
> "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them
> at funerals.


LOL LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Rob3rt

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lol. that was funny. i liked the last one
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