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just recieved this in my email... its pritty sick Razz takes a bit of reading... but its worth it Laughing Laughing

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> >Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life.
> >
> >One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine,
>woke up
> >with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had
>diarrhoea, but
>when she stood up out of bed, she realised that it was urinary pain.
> > It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhoea, just out
>the wrong
>hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her *Badword*
>erupted
>into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In
>paralysing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to
>push and
>squirt out of her *Badword* a burning tide of wretch and filth while
>she
>gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.
> >
> >She was screaming wildly, and the neighbours called the police.
>When medics
> >arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of
>her
> >bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg,
>was a
> >stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to
>a
> >stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her
>other
> >leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up.
> >When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed
>her
> >*Badword* at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a
>finger wormed
> >its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet
> >popping
>sound.
> > Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the
>tile
> >bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and
>it sat
> >
> >there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself
>back and
>forth.
> >The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea
>setting in.
> >When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was
>so
> >horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without
>convulsing.
> >The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp
> >flipping and splashing at a furious pace.
> >
> >If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened:
>Ms. DeLucci
> >official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe
>head
> >trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what
>she had
> >done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the
>toilet and
> >then on the floor.
> > It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the
>accident
>she
> >had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a
>tub, she
> >gently inserted the creature's tail into her *Badword* to derive
>pleasure.
> > At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face
>causing it to
> > flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a
>lesbian XXX
> >video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of
>the tub.
> > The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a
>paper bag.
> >Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with
>pubic
> >hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints.
>The
> >lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in
>lighters.
> >
> >The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of
>mud shrimp
> >egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they
>are
> >common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly
>boiled to
>death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's c**t
>when she
>was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and
>Ms.
>DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period, doctors
>believe
>that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect
>PH
>balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of
>the
>popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Over night the
>eggs had
>hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes.
> >You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning
>and gave
> >birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.

Surprised

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Mate, thats sick Very Happy I just read it out to my girlfriend and she feels ill hehe.... but she also says shes never sticking anything in her again Crying or Very sad
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This one has been floating around for about 2 years Smile

Still D A R N sick!
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woa... thats nasty - yet strangely funny.... Surprised Confused Crying or Very sad
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :evil:
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ferrycorstenfan wrote:

Mate, thats sick Very Happy I just read it out to my girlfriend and she feels ill hehe.... but she also says shes never sticking anything in her again Crying or Very sad


he he..

i got 3 others as well.... but i thort that this was the best of the 4.. Laughing

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thats fucking filthy. But the question is...
is it true???

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That is f u c k i n g awful! Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised
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hmm, story seems iffy, probably false, or at least exagurated, seem to be lil inconsistancies within the story, although what've ive seen in a uni microbiology course, some pretty unbelivble pics, it may happen, sad reality is it highlights some real points, there are ppl like this and there are the unfortunate medics/docs/nurses that see wierd stuff and have to confront and deal with it, overall pretty disheartening stuff,
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Yeah, I also came accroos this when Iwas looking for some Urban Legends for an oral I have to do..."sic"
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